POETRY: Social Distancing Sonnet

Pay heed my friends, and from me learn something.

That pulled down mask around your chin, it shows

You are such trash at social distancing.

Your great mistake revealed what now we know.

You wear one pair of rubber gloves all day

While panic-buying Costco’s bulk TP.

But my q’tine blueprint is one that slays.

To start, I set up booze delivery.

My local pizza, Thai, and coffee place,

They’re in Excel with social distance hours.

So when my sourdough is behind pace,

I call them up for food I can devour.

Did buying board games make your Things To Do?

Or are you on your billionth game of Clue?