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Obituary, May 14, 2016:

The English language, following a protracted descent on this side of the Atlantic, died today at 12:43 P.M., EDT, when the following exchange on William Street in Lower Manhattan passed for communication and discourse:

Cuz, I was like, oh my God, really?!”

The seemingly intelligible response followed.

Riiiight?!”

Services will be held at St. Paul’s Church in London as no suitable U.S. venue could be, uh, like, found.

Dan Farkas

Dr. Daniel H. Farkas is a molecular pathologist who has published extensively and spoken on the topic internationally. Dan Farkas, on the other hand, is an itinerant New Yorker living just outside The D. His joys in life come from creative writing, photography, the music of his youth, his wife and kids, and sometimes the NY Rangers. #LGM

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