Coasting down hills.
Never cleaning up dog poop.
Playing acoustic guitar.
Hoarding USB cables.
Choosing a Nature Conservancy credit card.
Listening to podcasts about science.
Only using one toilet paper square per poop.
That one time I picked up a bag on the beach.
Donating clothes that make me feel fat.
Ignoring Apple update notifications.
Reusing cups until they’re basically bacteria cultures.
Cursing at people who drive trucks under my breath.
Staying criminally dehydrated.
So many blankets.