An Incomplete and Growing List of Things I May Be the Best in the World At (But Cannot Prove at the Moment)

Coldstone mixologist

Coaching basketball

Saved by the Bell trivia

Picking stocks but then not actually investing in them

Falling asleep within 30 seconds of turning off the light

NFL Gameday 98 for Playstation

Giving presents (gag or for serious)

Finding internet coupon codes that no longer work

Drafting Game of Thrones characters to play in the NFL

Deciding which Street Fighter 2 characters to have sex with

Tailgate planning

Changing a couple things in a recipe and telling myself I created something brand new

Sneaking into a second movie

Coming up with daily excuses for not flossing

Convincingly telling the dental hygienist that I floss

Scrolling past baby pictures on Facebook

Convincingly telling friends that I have looked at the pictures of their kid on Facebook

Dismay