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You’re gross.

Where did you put my seltzer?

These shoes smell like garlic.

You are assassinating your personal brand.

Look, we just tryin’ to get this poop out our butts.

What is this, an improv class?

SYN-ES-THESIA.

Carl Weathers should’ve played Lando Calrissian.

I ain’t got time for niceties.

That’s too good for me.

OMAHA OMAHA OMAHA

This is your fault.

I’ve seen worse.

Fatty don’t deserve no apricots.

Zach Straus

Zach Straus peaked at 15 and is mostly held together by masking tape.

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