Prompt Images


yellow < purple < all other colors

number of men in workout group / 2 = number of Chads in a workout group

[(my weight / my height) / my height] * how many people in the gym I see as more attractive than I am during my workout = how likely it is I will not eat healthily for dinner because fuck it

3 * (hours spent in Planet Fitness – hours spent using headphones) = number of non-self-selected Whitney Houston songs heard during workout

trucks in parking lot / vehicles in parking lot = percentage of people in gym doing zero cardio

that one exercise where people do weighted pelvic thrusts under the smith bar + number of times I see anyone doing said exercise = how uncomfortable and icky I feel

current sleeve length / original sleeve length = my willingness to listen anything you have to say

how much I make or avoid eye contact with a person in the mirror ^ 2 = how much I want to have sex with a person

[(age + cultural whiteness) * scrotum length^2] / self awareness = time spent naked in the men’s locker room

Gordon St. Raus

Gordon St. Raus peaked at 15 and is mostly held together by masking tape.

learn more
Share this story
About The Prompt
A sweet, sweet collective of writers, artists, podcasters, and other creatives. Sound like fun?
Learn more