Donation Frustration: A Goodwill Poem {Recycle}

Do you want this Betamax?

No, sir. I don’t.

Someone’ll buy these 8 tracks.

No, ma’am. They won’t.

Do you take used breast pumps?

No, that is gross.

Would like a couch that’s been peed on

and has a few lumps?

That is what I don’t want the most.

Here’s a Monopoly game with none of the money.

No, not today.

I’ve got some Tupperware that sort of smells funny.

Take it away.