This year, Melissa’s family adopted another family instead of giving to each other for Christmas. It was the best gift she could ask for.
‘Tis the season to offend your Christian brethren with such egregious actions as saying happy holidays. The very audacity makes us shudder.
Plugs are among the only inanimate objects that are also assigned genders. So, are you feeling… turned on? Well, so is our staff.
It’s almost College Football Bowl week, and you know what that means? INCONGRUENT, WEIRD SPONSORS OF THE GRIDIRON. Here are some we kinda wish we’d see.
As the world moves more into a digital, intangible space, It’s hard to know what love is anymore. We are all moving on to a New Love.
You know what’s more insufferable than a one man show? Even thinking about Zach perform these culturally and sexually inappropriate numbers all by himself.
What you may not know is that elves are pretty socially conscious. So, they’re not just going to ignore Santa’s official wrapping paper choice this year.
Some people are just better at birthdays. They find the perfect card months in advance, and never forget to send it on time. Score one for mom.
Ever notice how Zach loves to write poems about being young and driving long stretches of road in the middle of America? Start noticing.