Let’s not bother mincing words here: Adulthood is a real pain in the ass. Frankly, it sucks. How does it suck? Let me lose count of the ways.
When Greg gets served by the co-op board, things get heated. The legal and personal battles are a timesuck and moneysuck, but where’s the fun in that?
When Greg’s real estate investments and career start backsliding, he’s got to make a decision. Because if he doesn’t a decision will be made for him.
These days, everybody needs an emotional support animal. We’ve got dogs at the movies, in our restaurants, and on planes. Where do we draw the line?
Are we in favor of Minka Kelly or against her? What about jihad? So many opinions, so many sandwich-soup combinations, so little time/shame.
Transportation is covered. Free catered meals. What else could you want? Being a blood-sucking leech is literally the best job in the world.
So what if you scalded the entirety of your mouth with melted cheese. You’re young, stupid, and free. What else even is there?
Don’t let the title fool you: we know this guy’s not qualified to be President. But what are some of the jobs Donald Trump is capable of doing?
Is this some kind of sick joke you pull for new employees here at Impact Global? I didn’t get the memo. Can you add me to the distro ASAP please?