Gert never wanted to go to her cousin’s stupid party where she doesn’t even know anyone! But a conversation with Uncle Terry reveals the truth about adults.

Jon Snow? Overrated. Ed Sheeran cameos? Overrated. This week, Jack’s takes are so hot that Arya Stark might just use them to murder Lannisters.

The road is slick with rain. A storm, closing in on all sides. Two men inside a speeding vehicle. Something, somewhere is destined to crash.

It’s July 11th and that means one very important thing. FREE SLURPEES AT 7-ELEVEN. Thy cup runneth over with these hot takes and cold dranks.

Giving blood is one of the easiest ways to save lives, but not without its minor inconveniences. Hold onto your orange juice. You’re about to hit the deck.

Feeling un-festive for this year’s Fourth of July because there’s a bitter, orange monster occupying the White House? A recipe for just the occasion!

Poor attendance and ratings? NOT ANYMORE. Get ready for your eyes to melt because Jack has an 8-point, failsafe plan on how to fix the WNBA.

I kissed you once. Is that enough? Is it ever enough? To the lovers like Andrew, who never quite could, but who might have been.

I just want a place I can be comfortable, be myself, be free from all this fucking Arachnophobia. For the first time, the manspider speaks out.