After a killer performance in Jurassic World, Blue the Raptor is an A-list celeb. Will stardom go to her head? Will she murder your child? Hard to tell.

The  hottest dish this year is Dumpster Flambé. All you need is a little political hysteria to make everyone’s guilty pleasure. Who’s hungry?

Jackson 5 says ABC is easy, but which of these DTF letters actually have our number?

Do you like puns? Do you like buying self-indulgent memoirs that you’ll never read? Then have we got just the list for you.

Remember phone booths? Ah, those glass-enclosed relics of a simpler time. Maybe the more things change, the more they stay the same.

This toilet seat is covered in piss, it just feels right to come up with a list. And now, the things we leave behind while things come from our behinds.

Appointment? More like disappointment. All 5 Planeteers are shocked, appalled, and ready to summon Captain Planet after Trump’s latest cabinet pick.

When it all falls down, how are you supposed to move on with your life? Grip the phone, find the emojis, and pray your daughter responds.

Ryan Fay realizes his relationship with Time Travel Narratives is bad news.