With so many Irish people in the city, St. Patrick’s Day in Boston can be a real shit show. Ryan makes us wonder—do they serve green beer in hell?

The Prompt Staff review the trophies in the wide world of performance art, sports, and literature to see which ones are the most smashable.

That feeling when love is a panic.

Sometimes love just happens naturally, like when best friends become lovers. But what happens when there’s a baby on board, sooner than expected?

A look back, year by year, at the things people said to or about me. Because for better or worse, some words stay with you forever.

Netflix, the king of true crime series and documentaries, is finally running out of murder-related content. How can you help? WITH MURDER, OF COURSE!

* if Loosely Adapted and Cast With a Specific Type of Relatable White Woman as the Lead and Likely Shot in a Slightly Desaturated Palette.

It’s never really a great time, but certain days are even worse. An incomplete and growing list of the most unfortunate days. Period.

Oh, hey! GOOD TO SEE YOU. Sometimes we don’t actually mean what we say, at face value. Sometimes, there’s a little more subplot.