Grief is a powerful thing. To sharpen or dull it, sometimes we must go to extraordinary measures. A poem, a whetstone, a chance to feel all or nothing.

Uh oh. This one’s gonna burn. Jack lets loose on the overhyped In-N-Out Burger, tries to locate bears, and introduces medium-temp takes from a guest writer.

The Misanthropy Foundation’s president offers remarks on a year of stunning accomplishments in degrading life for all of humanity.

Just how terrible are humans as a species? Bad enough to open all the cages? Bad enough to let the animals out? Maybe bad enough is bad enough.

No matter who you root for in the playoffs or who your team gets in tonight’s draft, it’s time to fix the NBA—using soccer rules? Enter RELEGATION.

Acts of exceptional motherhood rarely make headlines. And we think that is TOTAL CRAP. Here’s all the evidence you need that our moms are heroes.

Want a recipe for motherhood? A dash of patience, a touch of anxiety, and a full BOTTLE of wine. Everything here is cooked with love. Come and get it!

Twice in the same week, Boston showed its true colors to the sporting world. Between that and DIET Snapple, Jack’s about to erupt. GET YOUR HOT TAKES HERE!

When we think of crying, we see a face, contorted and downturned. But what about hands, gesturing wildly or grasping for something? What do they hold?