This is a story about unconventional love. About breaking boundaries and trying new things. And when you have oddly specific visions, following the signs.

Well, goodbye there! Wouldn’t you like to experience the world in reverse? Take a peek at your past, which is your future, depending on how you look at it.

Tom Brady won’t eat nightshades. Gandhi can’t eat meat. And your mother-in-law? She can’t wait to watch you eat your words. This dinner is a disaster.

We became thick and tall and vibrantly green, our roots intertwining…and tangling…and laughing as a knitted runway beneath the crust.

A robot that could pick up my daughter from soccer practice? Now we’re talking. If you could invent robots, what else would they do for you?

Come along children! Time to learn about America’s labor movement. And where better to learn than on a field trip to Costco? BRING YOUR PARENTS’ CARD!

Sometimes, a man just needs his whiskey.

Jack’s worried about PowerBar. Hen’s shilling for Bachelor in Paradise. And Neu is ready for the pizza robot revolution. You ready for the Tuesday heater?

Here are a whole bunch of stupid, pointless things that make me proud to the point that I’m now ashamed. Congratulations to me.