It’s almost College Football Bowl week, and you know what that means? INCONGRUENT, WEIRD SPONSORS OF THE GRIDIRON. Here are some we kinda wish we’d see.

Ever wonder what it would look like if the NFL in 2019 was remixed into classic Christmas music? Well, you’re in luck because Mike got wild this week.

Teams clinched their playoff spots. Lamar Jackson all but clinched the MVP position. And Drew Brees clinched a meaningless record.

Uh-oh. The Patriots lost again. Now that Pat Mahomes is in the league, things may never be the same. We’re on to Cincinnati and a new week of rankings.

Are you ready for some football? No, not you Tom Brady. I’m talking about robots. The kind that can’t tear ACLs or wind up with CTE. Is this the future?

The NFL was so bad this week that the Jets—who lost to the Bengals—didn’t even make this list. This is the week 13 power(less) rankings.

Lamar Jackson remains unstoppable. Mason Rudolph has been stopped. And there’s simply no stopping the week 12 NFL power rankings. Happy Thanksgiving.

A whip-around of Thanksgiving coverage, from table to table, across the nation. The next six hours of commercial-free action. Get ready for spills, drama, out-of-the-closeting, and Trumping.

Helmet fights, Phil Rivers INTs, and the mysterious disappearance of OBJ. After 11 weeks, the NFL is full of hot, stinking garbage.