It’s been a weird week in the NFL. So, what does Mike have to say when the Patriots lose? You’ll have to read it for yourself.

They say it’s too early for playoff predictions. They say it’s irresponsible to keep betting on games like this. But what do we care? Let’s rank ’em anyway.

From the people who brought you the Wentz Wagon, we bring you a special Halloween edition of the NFL Power Rankings. What horror movies await?

After the Boston Red Sox won the World Series last night, the fans could be heard chanting “Yankees suck!” Here’s why it’s OK.

The Rams keep ramming their opponents. The Browns keep heading to OT. But the most predictable thing this season is that Mike’s bookie is getting his share.

We’re 6 weeks into the NFL season and we’ve got a whole lot of gridlock. Thank goodness for this week’s power rankings to make sense of it all.

Coaches are in the hot seat. Mahomes has the hot hand. And things with Drew Brees are getting steamy. Week 5 Power Rankings. Let’s go!

Jordan? Pippen? Malone? Barkley? Bird? A straight woman, gay man, and straight man give their rankings on the most f*ckable of the 1992 Dream Team.

A blitzkrieg of touchdowns. New QBs as saviors. C.J. Beathard as a porn icon. And the Gruden-as-Chucky photoshop that we’ve all been waiting for.