It was just another day playing in the woods for the good boys, until they found a UFO in their secret hiding place.

Why is one of the brightest stars in the sky starting to dim? Jesse turns to fiction for a possible, if rather unlikely, cause.

Austin can’t stop feeling paranoia, anxiety, and like danger is imminent. It’s all in his head, and he knows it, but how does he make it stop?

Sometimes the easiest explanation is to throw up your hands and tell yourself something is broken. Rarely is it the most correct explanation, though.

This week, we’re looking for submissions from new writers, with the words “It looks broken to me” anywhere in the text. Send us your piece!

Ryan’s going against the ‘graine. The caffeine migraine, that is. Learn how it all started, and why he’s ready to quit energy drinks, cold turkey.

Answering the everlasting question: What if book titles were combined with chain restaurants to create a deliciously literate “before and after”?

A list unlike any other list—full of incredible things you may or may not remember. These are the undisputed best things of the 2010s.

Retirement sounds like a magical wonderland of free time and free choices. The real question is what the hell are we all waiting for?