The most powerful people among us are still just people, in the end. When you’re an evil genius literally at the top of the world, who do you confide in?

Something terrible is happening inside the closed door of that stall. Dear Diarrhea, this is my only wish. A plea for mercy.

These days, it seems like every politician and public figure has a major scandal on their hands. Well, lucky for them, we’ve got the perfect apology.

It was raining when Molly woke up this morning, and it set a strange tone for her whole day. A squirrel, a coffee shop, and a lingering thought.

A comedic poem for all dairy lovers and intolerators. The triumph and tragedy of the mammalian gift of creamy, delicious dairy.

Uh oh. Zach got caught sneaking out. Or did he? The story of a resourceful, intelligent, and utterly SHAMELESS young man’s triumph over his loving mother.

Lifetime movies are among the most ridiculous, fear-mongering content on any screen. Here’s the unlikely story of just one protagonist.

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The internet surfaced a photo, allegedly of Jimmy John’s founder naked and on top of a dead shark. But is that enough to stop liking your new favorite sandwich?