It was a day that changed us all. A day that broke us all. A day we’ll all remember, even when we try to forget what we’ve been told to never forget.
800 years from now, the generation of blood-slaves forgot the virtue of giving back to their immortal overlords. And you thought Millennials were bad?
Leslie O’Connell, the daughter of renowned mummy hunters, is getting in on the family business. Her tips for fighting mummies: UNWRAPPED!
These days, kids don’t ride their bikes alone. But the more things change, the more they stay the same. Ice cream and race relations at the corner store.
For some reason, kids these days need some advice on how to act like kids. Here’s how to maximize your childhood. Hint: it starts when you go outside.
More nostalgia from the Vail Sisters. Erin and Shannon look back on computer games, TV shows, and sugary cereal of yesteryear. Remember how great it was?
Do you have to invite your friend’s unborn baby to the wedding? How do you even address the envelope? Dr. Manners breaks it down, PLUS sharing at day care.
Umm HELLO! It’s 2017. Do you really think Princess needs a MAN to rescue her? Time for Super Progressive Millennial Mario Bros. to make some updates.
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