I hate people who loooove summer. The only thing I hate more than people who love summer is summer…
Do you hate people? Specifically, do you hate me? Maybe it’s because I’m a total asshole. Here are a few things causing your misanthropy.
Mean girls. Plastics. PhBitches. In every school, there are 4 female “friends” who actually hate each other. Unpacking modern misanthropic friendships.
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The Misanthropy Foundation’s president offers remarks on a year of stunning accomplishments in degrading life for all of humanity.
Is Boston racist? Whether the fans are or are not, there’s only one thing to do to clean up the city’s image. Time for a pep talk. There’s work to do.
Want to get an early start on your summer reading? Zach offers year-by-year book recommendations for the young misanthropes just starting out.
Just how terrible are humans as a species? Bad enough to open all the cages? Bad enough to let the animals out? Maybe bad enough is bad enough.
To truly be the worst person, it takes dedication, hard work, and a lot of planning. (Oh—and hashtags. Don’t forget hashtags.)