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Investment Opportunity: {Yard Sale,} Buyer of Yards

Yard sales aren’t just for selling junk anymore. Marshall Windbag the Third has a brilliant investment opportunity for you, Sharks. Who’s in?

Josh Bard
September 23, 2020
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Rummage Revenge: The Great {Yard Sale} Heist of 2019

Is there anything more righteous than the pursuit of vigilante justice by liberating your belongings from a captor at a rummage sale?

Sarah Razner
September 22, 2020
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Accepting Submissions: {YARD SALE} Writing Prompt

Want to get published in The Prompt? Send us an original post using the writing prompt YARD SALE and we’ll publish the very best!

The Prompt Staff
September 22, 2020
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Sentences Lifted from Targeted Ads on Social Media I Saw While Scrolling on My Phone During My Morning “Constitutional” This Week

Your morning constitutional is a sacred, vulnerable ritual meant for human and smartphone. What are the targeted ads that join you for a morning scroll?

Zach Straus
September 21, 2020
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{MINIPROMPT:} Our Top Picks at an All You Can Eat Buffet

Often, the hardest part of conquering an all you can eat buffet is making a first decision. Here’s what our staff recommends at an all you can eat buffet.

The Prompt Staff
September 21, 2020
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Are You There, @Margaret? It’s Me, @God

Finding the right brand ambassador is hard. You think it’d be easier if you were the all-mighty Lord, but you’d be surprised.

Scott Michael
September 18, 2020
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Aldi vs. The Buffet: An {All-You-Can-Eat} Analogy for COVID-19 Response

What’s more reasonable? Gorging at an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet in the heart of COVID country, or shopping at Aldi. The answer is obvious.

David Borger Germann
September 16, 2020
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The Pigeonhole: An {All You Can Eat} Buffet of Genderthoughts

Connie has plenty of genderthoughts, but they don’t want to get pigeonholed as a “queer non-binary writer of color.” This is the start of their story.

Connie Thompspon
September 15, 2020
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Learning the Hard Way: Lessons from an {All You Can Eat} Buffet Expert

How do you get the most from an all you can eat buffet? Our resident expert shares the lessons he learned the hard way. Dig in.

Josh Bard
September 14, 2020
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