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Seasonal {Misanthropy} Disorder: 7 Reasons I Hate Summer

I hate people who loooove summer. The only thing I hate more than people who love summer is summer…

Kirsten Eyles
May 24, 2017
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Things That Make Me an {Asshole}

Do you hate people? Specifically, do you hate me? Maybe it’s because I’m a total asshole. Here are a few things causing your misanthropy.

Zach Straus
May 22, 2017
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The Mean Girls Get their PhB: Adventures in {Misanthrophic} Friendships

Mean girls. Plastics. PhBitches. In every school, there are 4 female “friends” who actually hate each other. Unpacking modern misanthropic friendships.

Jillian Conochan
May 22, 2017
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Subscribe Now! The{ Misanthropy TV }Package You Won’t Want to Miss

Tired of reality TV? Ready to take your entertainment to the next level? Subscribe to Misanthropy TV, and watch your loathing of mankind play out LIVE.

Kelaine Conochan
May 19, 2017
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{Misanthropy} Foundation: Making Life Harder for Idiots on This Planet

The Misanthropy Foundation’s president offers remarks on a year of stunning accomplishments in degrading life for all of humanity.

Elijah Sloan
May 19, 2017
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{Misanthropy} of Boston Sports Fans: When Your City Needs a Pep Talk

Is Boston racist? Whether the fans are or are not, there’s only one thing to do to clean up the city’s image. Time for a pep talk. There’s work to do.

Josh Bard
May 18, 2017
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{Misanthropy for Beginners}: Books for Every Age

Want to get an early start on your summer reading? Zach offers year-by-year book recommendations for the young misanthropes just starting out.

Zach Straus
May 18, 2017
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POETRY on {Misanthropy}: Zookeeper

Just how terrible are humans as a species? Bad enough to open all the cages? Bad enough to let the animals out? Maybe bad enough is bad enough.

Brian McGackin
May 17, 2017
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A Day in the Life of the {Worst Person} on Earth

To truly be the worst person, it takes dedication, hard work, and a lot of planning. (Oh—and hashtags. Don’t forget hashtags.)

Scott Snowman
May 17, 2017
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