Dear high school acquaintance. We may share a lot of [NOUN] about politics, but your [ADJECTIVE] expectations turn me into a very MAD LIBeral.
Oh, hey! GOOD TO SEE YOU. Sometimes we don’t actually mean what we say, at face value. Sometimes, there’s a little more subplot.
If Zach Straus had a standup tour in 2004, the third bit would have started “Man, you know what’s crazy? PERFUME COMMERCIALS, right? [LAUGH BREAK] I mean, who writes that stuff?”<
What products and brands are you buying hysterically in this COVID-19 pandemic? See how yours compares in the latest incomplete and growing list.
WARNING: It’s about to get violent in here. And angry. Someone must pay for this injustice. The wrath of the 5 second rule: we are all witnesses.
Worried about contracting the coronavirus here in the USA? Vice President Mike Pence recommends you wash your hands for at least 20 seconds.
Meeting the family. It’s a big, uncomfortable step into foreign territory. But when someone is ready to let you in, it’s not just about your comfort zone.
You know exactly the type, don’t you? Square orientation food video. Something generic, simple, delicious, empty, and depressing.
Living in a city is a full sensory experience. The sights, sounds, and smells of your street are easy to miss unless you take the care not to.