This is a story about unconventional love. About breaking boundaries and trying new things. And when you have oddly specific visions, following the signs.
We love food so much it often makes us emotional. The good cry, the bad cry, the ugly cry. Here are just some of the reasons food brings us to tears.
What should you be when you grow up? Well, that depends. Here is the incomplete and growing list of approved jobs for his future husband.
OMG! You totally did it. You know, THE NASTY, with someone on your free pass list. Use these failsafe emojis to break the news to your partner.
So what if you scalded the entirety of your mouth with melted cheese. You’re young, stupid, and free. What else even is there?
Who says Jeopardy! categories can’t be personally curated to match my every interest, desire, and fixation? An incomplete and growing list.
When it all falls down, how are you supposed to move on with your life? Grip the phone, find the emojis, and pray your daughter responds.
Zach first read Beloved because he heard it was a ghost story. Through the years, Toni Morrison’s voice and words still haunt him. Rest in power, Toni.
ZACH ATTACK IS BACK! But is he fat Zach? Thin Zach? Healthy Zach? IS THERE ANY SUCH THING? Gotta read to find out, you b-holes!