Hi. My name is Trent. I’m white, and I’m Woke.

You talkin’ to me? Maybe.

How are YOU saving the environment? Another hilarious incomplete and growing list from Zach Straus, the humanitarian hero we need right now.

It’s the Year of the Pig, but does that mean 2019 is serving up something hot, nutritious, and yummy? Read along and find out what your Chinese Zodiac says.

I just want a place I can be comfortable, be myself, be free from all this fucking Arachnophobia. For the first time, the manspider speaks out.

What does love look like after three years? If it can be captured in the still frame of an iPhone, then maybe we’ll get the chance to relive it.

The deer was still breathing when the young boy got there. But not the next day or the day after or the day after. How youth understands death, up close.

‘Tis the season to offend your Christian brethren with such egregious actions as saying happy holidays. The very audacity makes us shudder.

Dear high school acquaintance. We may share a lot of [NOUN] about politics, but your [ADJECTIVE] expectations turn me into a very MAD LIBeral.