Zach Straus
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Zach Straus peaked at 15 and is mostly held together by masking tape.

From the mind of Zach

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An Incomplete and Growing List of Beers I Will Serve at My Hollywood Brewery

Welcome to Hollywood, where the beers are cold and the puns are practically insufferable. Have you tried the Katharine Heffburnweizen? It’s a classic.

Zach Straus
June 21, 2018
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For Nancy: Balloons at a Funeral and the Uncertainty of Miracles

At moments of pain and loss, we want to believe in something bigger than all of this. But it’s too hard to believe in miracles. Or maybe it’s too easy.

Zach Straus
June 20, 2018
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Perfume Commercial

If Zach Straus had a standup tour in 2004, the third bit would have started “Man, you know what’s crazy? PERFUME COMMERCIALS, right? [LAUGH BREAK] I mean, who writes that stuff?”<

Zach Straus
June 12, 2018
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Places That Are Definitely Worth a Trip and You Are Certainly Allowed to Enjoy***

***but Should Also Know Make You Seem Uninteresting If You Crow About Them as Paradise or Your Favorite Place On Earth (Unless You Are Actually From There).

Zach Straus
June 6, 2018
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Un{happy Hour}

Happy hour is for the girls to have some rosé and catch up about boys, career, and everything in between. Unhappy hour is when your ex is at the same bar.

Zach Straus
June 4, 2018
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If Elected: Español Para Todos

If elected, there will be a lot of talking in Spanish. Plus, some much needed and super sweet perks for bald guys. ZACH 4 PREZ!

Zach Straus
May 30, 2018
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Things I’ve Heard You Yell at Night

Nice guys finish last. Right Maya?

Zach Straus
May 28, 2018
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Pain Rating Scale

Point to the face that best represents how much pain you’re experiencing. Zach Straus puts a personal spin on the pain rating scale.

Zach Straus
May 23, 2018
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The Top 5 {Royal Weddings} I Would Actually Care About

Aside from the extravagant hats and uniforms, Zach thinks the royal wedding is rather humdrum. But here are 5 OTHER royal weddings worth the hoopla.

Zach Straus
May 15, 2018
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