Zach Straus
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Zach Straus peaked at 15 and is mostly held together by masking tape.

From the mind of Zach

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MAD LIBerals: An Email to Your Politically/Socially Conscious Friends

Dear high school acquaintance. We may share a lot of [NOUN] about politics, but your [ADJECTIVE] expectations turn me into a very MAD LIBeral.

Zach Straus
December 14, 2018
Politics
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Beliefs I Hold, Despite Doing No Actual Research On the Subject

In today’s fake-news, unverified, falsified world, why bother doing the research? Believe whatever you want to believe. We’re all dead already anyway.

Zach Straus
December 13, 2018
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How to Sext with Animals

Wondering if you can use emojis to sext with your newest crush, who happens to be a four-legged beast? Well, let this be your gross, weird sexting with animals starter kit.

Zach Straus
December 7, 2018
Lifestyle
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An Incomplete and Growing List of One Man Shows I Will Not Perform

You know what’s more insufferable than a one man show? Even thinking about Zach perform these culturally and sexually inappropriate numbers all by himself.

Zach Straus
December 4, 2018
Wildcard
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POETRY: Bitemark, Colorado

Ever notice how Zach loves to write poems about being young and driving long stretches of road in the middle of America? Start noticing.

Zach Straus
November 30, 2018
Wildcard
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My Very Own American Love Story

First comes love, then comes marriage. When you put it that way it sounds so simple. But what if that’s not what you truly want from love?

Zach Straus
November 28, 2018
Lifestyle
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Alternate Dimensions I Am Fairly Convinced Exist

How many alternate dimensions are there? Well, a long time ago, we asked Jesse, but now Zach has opinions. And some of them involve Jesse, tbh.

Zach Straus
November 14, 2018
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An Incomplete and Growing List of One-Man Shows I Will Not Perform

I’m all for performance. All for hamming it up and owning the spotlight. Alone. But there are a few one-man shows that just won’t do.

Zach Straus
November 9, 2018
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{Lazy River} of Consciousness

What happens when a stream of consciousness floods? It turns into a full-on river. Zach follows the rushing current until it dries up.

Zach Straus
November 5, 2018
Wildcard
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