Dear high school acquaintance. We may share a lot of [NOUN] about politics, but your [ADJECTIVE] expectations turn me into a very MAD LIBeral.

In today’s fake-news, unverified, falsified world, why bother doing the research? Believe whatever you want to believe. We’re all dead already anyway.

Wondering if you can use emojis to sext with your newest crush, who happens to be a four-legged beast? Well, let this be your gross, weird sexting with animals starter kit.

You know what’s more insufferable than a one man show? Even thinking about Zach perform these culturally and sexually inappropriate numbers all by himself.

Ever notice how Zach loves to write poems about being young and driving long stretches of road in the middle of America? Start noticing.

First comes love, then comes marriage. When you put it that way it sounds so simple. But what if that’s not what you truly want from love?

How many alternate dimensions are there? Well, a long time ago, we asked Jesse, but now Zach has opinions. And some of them involve Jesse, tbh.

I’m all for performance. All for hamming it up and owning the spotlight. Alone. But there are a few one-man shows that just won’t do.

What happens when a stream of consciousness floods? It turns into a full-on river. Zach follows the rushing current until it dries up.