Welcome to Hollywood, where the beers are cold and the puns are practically insufferable. Have you tried the Katharine Heffburnweizen? It’s a classic.

At moments of pain and loss, we want to believe in something bigger than all of this. But it’s too hard to believe in miracles. Or maybe it’s too easy.

***but Should Also Know Make You Seem Uninteresting If You Crow About Them as Paradise or Your Favorite Place On Earth (Unless You Are Actually From There).

Happy hour is for the girls to have some rosé and catch up about boys, career, and everything in between. Unhappy hour is when your ex is at the same bar.

If elected, there will be a lot of talking in Spanish. Plus, some much needed and super sweet perks for bald guys. ZACH 4 PREZ!

Nice guys finish last. Right Maya?

Point to the face that best represents how much pain you’re experiencing. Zach Straus puts a personal spin on the pain rating scale.

Aside from the extravagant hats and uniforms, Zach thinks the royal wedding is rather humdrum. But here are 5 OTHER royal weddings worth the hoopla.