They say you have to be the change you want to see in the world. Well, Zach is trying. But some of these petitions just won’t take off.

Poseidon, Gay God of the Seas is back with a terrifying message. Unless y’all can get your plastic consumption under control, PRIDE IS CANCELLED.

Original poetry. But like, more than meets the eye. Because. Well. Size matters.

An inside look at all the people on social media that you know and hate. The rivals who make you sick. This is your Facebook hell.

“Who are you wearing?” It’s complicated, if you ask Zach. The originator of our popular list series runs down his style icons, and it’s definitely original.

If you really want to beat the monster, you can’t just have one tactic. You’ve got to think of hundreds of ways to destroy him.

Having a personality is a commitment. It’s much easier to have other things.

A cloying-need-for-validation masquerading as vaguely-ironic-self-awareness-and-criticism, to ultimately reveal that, in my heart of hearts, I’m fairly happy about losing 9 pounds.

When you live somewhere but still don’t know the names of the bridges, the surrounding islands, or the reasons why you feel what you feel.