During spring break training, athletes prepare their bodies for a hard season of drinking, punching, and the occasional midterm. Go fighting frat boys!

Welcome to The Age of Lying, where truth is dead and facts don’t matter. We’re here to help you adapt to the new era. Lie or Die, the survival manual.

Part-poetry, part-prose. Part self-love, part self-hatred. Part-understanding, part-confusion. This is what it’s truly like to look at oneself and be honest.

There are plenty of charming food-related idioms from all across the world. This Thanksgiving, stuff yourself on cold turkey.

Finding the right brand ambassador is hard. You think it’d be easier if you were the all-mighty Lord, but you’d be surprised.

Scott already decked the halls, putting up some decorative lights in November. Did Christmas come too early this year? Or is it right on time?

No blueprints. No schematics. No instructions or designs. It’s disappointing, really. But sometimes, the only way you know you’re finished building is when you’re out of pieces.

The most powerful people among us are still just people, in the end. When you’re an evil genius literally at the top of the world, who do you confide in?

Parents, your day of reckoning has arrived. You’d do anything for your kid. You may think that makes you a good parent, but it also makes you terrible at being a person.