Mike Stiriti
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Mike Stiriti once dreamed of anchoring SportsCenter back when that was a thing. Now he just tries to be funny.

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The 10 Most Appropriate Times To Start Drinking While Quarantined

You’re at home, preventing the spread of coronavirus. So responsible. So, when is it appropriate or acceptable to start your drinking while quarantined?

Mike Stiriti
April 7, 2020
Wildcard
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The Ultimate Quarantine Power Rankings

Who are the 25 most bizarre characters in Tiger King? Wanna see the 9 best photos of young Dr. Anthony Fauci? It’s all here in the quarantine power rankings!

Mike Stiriti
April 6, 2020
Pop Culture
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Coronavirus: The Winners & Losers of This Year’s Biggest Mess

It might be in poor taste to start declaring winners of the coronavirus outbreak, but it’s not our fault there’s a global public health crisis.

Mike Stiriti
March 16, 2020
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The Prompt NFL Power Rankings Special Edition: Super Bowl Prop Bets

It’s anybody’s guess who will win the game. But what about some Super Bowl prop bets? A (very unreliable) rundown of where to put the smart money.

Mike Stiriti
January 31, 2020
Sports
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The Prompt NFL Power Rankings Present: A Special Collection of Christmas Classics

Ever wonder what it would look like if the NFL in 2019 was remixed into classic Christmas music? Well, you’re in luck because Mike got wild this week.

Mike Stiriti
December 26, 2019
Sports
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The Prompt NFL Power Rankings – Week 15: The One Before the Christmas One

Teams clinched their playoff spots. Lamar Jackson all but clinched the MVP position. And Drew Brees clinched a meaningless record.

Mike Stiriti
December 19, 2019
Sports
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The Prompt NFL Power Rankings – Week 14: We’re On to Cincinnati

Uh-oh. The Patriots lost again. Now that Pat Mahomes is in the league, things may never be the same. We’re on to Cincinnati and a new week of rankings.

Mike Stiriti
December 12, 2019
Sports
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The Prompt NFL Powerless Rankings Trilogy – Week 13: Ranking with a Vengeance

The NFL was so bad this week that the Jets—who lost to the Bengals—didn’t even make this list. This is the week 13 power(less) rankings.

Mike Stiriti
December 5, 2019
Sports
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The Prompt NFL Power Rankings – Week 12: Much To Be Thankful For

Lamar Jackson remains unstoppable. Mason Rudolph has been stopped. And there’s simply no stopping the week 12 NFL power rankings. Happy Thanksgiving.

Mike Stiriti
November 28, 2019
Sports
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