Where is this date going? Is it headed toward sex now, soon, or ever? Maybe. But if that’s where we’re going, then how do we start?

You can blame it on head trauma, but there’s something terribly wrong with the hosts of Monday Night Football. And yet, the show must go on.

Why is Marty’s older brother, Dave McFly, in such a weird state of arrested development, throughout Back to the Future’s time travel? Luckily, now we know.