Matt Guttentag
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Prepare to Die: An Inner Monologue {Against My Rivals}

To the guy merging too late on the highway, the lady eyeing the same chair at the pool, and all the lovers out there: prepare to die.

Matt Guttentag
January 30, 2019
Prompts, Wildcard
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{Labor’s} {Day Off}: Forgotten Historical Out of Office Messages

George Washington is always so diligent and responsible. So OF COURSE he put up an out of office email response for Labor Day.

Matt Guttentag
August 31, 2018
Prompts
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{Unpopular} {Opinion}: What Do You Do? Is a Totally Interesting Conversation Topic

Living in DC, one hears a common complaint that upon meeting someone for the first time, everyone immediately asks…

Matt Guttentag
October 27, 2016
Lifestyle, Prompts
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Waking Up with RNC Chairman Reince Priebus

These days, it’s not easy being RNC Chairman. So, how is Reince Priebus coping as his party continues to burn, meltdown, and turn to ash? JUST FINE, NEVER BETTER.

Matt Guttentag
October 12, 2016
Politics
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Who’s Calling Sean Hannity? The {non-Debate} We Need

Here’s how it works. There is a secret camera taping Sean Hannity as he sits beside his phone, lonely and forlorn. The phone rings. His eyes light up… the possibilities!

Matt Guttentag
September 29, 2016
Politics, Prompts
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90s Kids’ Entertainment: What You {Don’t Remember} Might Hurt You

Nostalgic for the simpler, more wholesome 1990s? Uhh, maybe not so wholesome. Beethoven the dog, Operation the game, and other messed up things we ignored.

Matt Guttentag
August 12, 2016
Pop Culture, Prompts
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