When people ask “What do you do?” it isn’t just a status-seeking utilitarian-apalooza. It’s an interesting topic. So just go with it.
To the guy merging too late on the highway, the lady eyeing the same chair at the pool, and all the lovers out there: prepare to die.
George Washington is always so diligent and responsible. So OF COURSE he put up an out of office email response for Labor Day.
These days, it’s not easy being RNC Chairman. So, how is Reince Priebus coping as his party continues to burn, meltdown, and turn to ash? JUST FINE, NEVER BETTER.
Here’s how it works. There is a secret camera taping Sean Hannity as he sits beside his phone, lonely and forlorn. The phone rings. His eyes light up… the possibilities!
Nostalgic for the simpler, more wholesome 1990s? Uhh, maybe not so wholesome. Beethoven the dog, Operation the game, and other messed up things we ignored.