As a kid, Kelaine hated the color of her bedroom walls because she was never really a “pink” kind of girl. Looking back, she now knows why.

The container was labeled HOT WATER. So why didn’t it taste like HOT WATER? Because you are a careless monster. A hellion. I hope you get what you deserve.

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This might be the single dumbest thing anyone has ever written on this website. But then again, there’s also never been anything like it.

Is there anything worse than those late hours of the night, when you just can’t sleep? Welcome to the comments section. Enter at your own risk.

What makes you think you’re not good enough? You’re a king. You’re a beast. You’re a winner. What if you finally started acting the part?

Who puts ketchup on a hot dog? Not everyone understands the contentious battle between red and yellow, right and wrong, good and bad (taste).

Things are more complicated when there’s less sunshine and mini golf. Kelaine reflects on carefree summers spent in Long Beach Island with her cousins.

This is more than just car trouble. It’s a crisis of masculinity. It’s hard to know what the problem is until you lift up the hood.