Grandma survived 90+ years and the Holocaust. Now, she takes on her grandson’s nail-biting habit the way only a grandma can.

Lots of people are scared of water slides. And you know where they find themselves? Doing hard time. In the lazy river. What are you in for?

Plenty of NFL teams wanted Michael Myers for his killer instinct. But in a scary twist, Mike Myers isn’t interested in what the NFL has become.

After the Boston Red Sox won the World Series last night, the fans could be heard chanting “Yankees suck!” Here’s why it’s OK.

It’s tourist season in New England. And the trees are PISSED. When keeping it real goes wrong: the monologue of one very angry árbol.

After a lot of deep thinking, Josh Bard wants to apologize to his friends.

So, it’s time to meet the parents. Yikes. Here’s a much easier, much more fun way to prepare for the big, awkward day.

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Josh Bard knows breaks down the best Josés in every field.