John Barnes
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John Barnes has a B.S. in geography and recently severely burnt his thumb playing with fireworks in a storm drain in Northern Virginia.

From the mind of John

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{Underrated} Enemies: The Jimmy Carter Rabbit Attack of 1979

Alright Carter, your day of reckoning has arrived. We haven’t forgotten. We know who the villain is in the “swamp rabbit” attack. AND HE WEARS A CARDIGAN.

John Barnes
October 11, 2017
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{Hi, My Name Is} Jon BArns, Comedy Writer. THis is Definately Me, Not a Scam

This is definately Jon Barns, teaching you to write liek comedy writer. You will learn so much, like how 2 shred bank documents and avoid identity thieft.

John Barnes
June 28, 2017
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How to Tell Your Friend You Have {Superpowers}

You’ve never told ANYONE about your superpowers. So now here you are, face to face, telling the biggest secret of your life.

John Barnes
June 1, 2017
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The 7 Dadly Sins (Like The {7 Deadly Sins}, But Just For Dads)

Dads LOVE turning everything into a learning opportunity for their kids. Well, here is the master of all advice. 7 Dadly Sins, a handbook for fatherhood.

John Barnes
April 28, 2017
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HR Responds to Your Inappropriate {Self-Portrait} During Corporate Sip & Paint Night

Jeremy got a bit carried away at yesterday’s Sip & Paint Night and the HR Department at Reflexios ain’t having it. Consider this a first and final warning.

John Barnes
March 21, 2017
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What These {Valentine’s Day Chocolates} Say About Your Boyfriend

He loves you, he loves you not? What chocolates did YOUR boyfriend get you for Valentine’s Day? John breaks down the definitive guide to what it all means.

John Barnes
February 15, 2017
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A Meal of Grave Importance: {Dinner with 3 People from History}

“You must hold a dinner for the 3 most important American historical figures,” says the ghost. “Your soul hangs in the balance.” This might be a long night.

John Barnes
February 6, 2017
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