Tuning into Trump’s COVID-19 press conferences, you may get some new ideas on how to stop the disease. Are they helpful? Absolutely not.

Animal Crossing just got a little too real. In the game’s new Pandemic Edition, uh-oh! Look out because the nookovirus is spreading!

Everyone knows one of those idiots who still thinks COVID-19 is “just the flu.” It’s a tale as old as time. Take a look back at THAT FRIGGIN GUY’s tweets.

Many of us grew up terrified of getting stuck or drowning in quicksand. But to be honest, I’ve never seen it. So what is it, and how did it get its rep?

What if we told you there was a new weight loss plan that combined the science behind intermittent fasting with the biblical principle of Jubilee?

So maybe it’s NOT that the robots are going to take over and murder us all. Maybe we’ll willfully hand it all over. What if we’re really that stupid?

Why is one of the brightest stars in the sky starting to dim? Jesse turns to fiction for a possible, if rather unlikely, cause.

Dear Parents,

We at Santa’s Workshop^TM are deeply committed to providing Christmas products that put smiles on kids’ faces while…

There’s a pretty good chance that we’re all living in a simulation, just like THE MATRIX. Take the red pill and learn the truth about the blue pill.