No, I get it. I’ve seen the movie. But, as I sit before you, you can see I’m very obviously not that Inigo Montoya. THE JOKE’S ON ME, I GUESS!

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. Here I am in Punta Cana! A FaceTime with your darling son, as he enjoys some harmless fun in the DR. Or, maybe not so harmless.

This dinner’s not big enough for the 3 of us. Wait, four of us? Five? With so many Jay clones at the dinner table, not all of them can survive.

A promising young TV writer takes a pass at the hottest new Netflix show, Black Mirror. Although, the twist in this version is definitely not what we were expecting. Like, at all.