Elijah Sloan
MeetElijah Sloan
Writer of societal manifestos, ransom notes, bomb-making manuals, secession declarations, new constitutions, and children's picture books.

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An {Interview} with Everyone I Met in Los Angeles Last Week

LA is amazing, isn’t it? Well, if you ignore the traffic, the smog, and the fact that only a minute percentage of people can truly make a living in showbiz.

Elijah Sloan
April 13, 2018
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{What If} Marvel Comics Accepted Any of My “What If” Pitches

If you’ve got big dreams and big ideas for big heroes on the big screen, it’s your time to shine. Marvel, how about taking a shot on some of these?

Elijah Sloan
February 23, 2018
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{Winning}: A Chance to Thank All the Little People

It’s great to have friends in high places. But having an army of little people crusading for your success? Now you’re talking.
Elijah Sloan
February 7, 2018
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{Year in Review}: 66 Million B.C.

Ugh, 2017. THE.WORST. amirite? But don’t panic. If past is prologue, then we’ll be totally fine. Right? Just ask the dinos from 66 million B.C.

Elijah Sloan
January 8, 2018
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{2017}: Go Ahead and Scream

Did 2017 make you want to scream? Did you ever just indulge yourself? In this carefully worded piece, we succumb to our primal urge.

Elijah Sloan
January 5, 2018
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{Always a} {Divorce Lawyer}, Never a Divorcé

Till death do us part? How exhausting! As a divorce lawyer, I’ve helped thousands of people walk away from their commitments. When is it my turn?

Elijah Sloan
December 13, 2017
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{Me Against} {the Planet}: Punching, Murder, and Vengeance (in that order)

THE PLANET IS OUT TO GET ME. And I’m not just going to stand here while it plots against me and my family. I’m coming out punching.

Elijah Sloan
December 1, 2017
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{What If} This Cashier Thinks I’m An Idiot?

You know that thing when the cashier says “enjoy your meal” and you think they’re going to say “have a great day” so you say “YOU TOO”? God, I’m an I

Elijah Sloan
November 17, 2017
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{Monsters} on Craigslist: Roommate Wanted (Nocturnal Hours Preferred)

Ready to move? We’re looking for a pale-faced, nocturnal, clean, and professional roommate who keeps quiet. MUST NOT COOK GARLIC.

Elijah Sloan
November 1, 2017
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