You think you can escape our open-mouth chewing? Our close-talking? YOU CAN’T. This terrorist network is everywhere. You cannot escape.

A humorous take on the events and holidays in The Good Dimension. Come explore an amazing place where nothing bad ever happens.

Being a genie requires infinite servitude and confinement to an impossibly small living space. Read this guide to minimize your unsurmountable oppression!

Till death do us part? How exhausting! As a divorce lawyer, I’ve helped thousands of people walk away from their commitments. When is it my turn?

LA is amazing, isn’t it? Well, if you ignore the traffic, the smog, and the fact that only a minute percentage of people can truly make a living in showbiz.

If you’ve got big dreams and big ideas for big heroes on the big screen, it’s your time to shine. Marvel, how about taking a shot on some of these?

Ugh, 2017. THE.WORST. amirite? But don’t panic. If past is prologue, then we’ll be totally fine. Right? Just ask the dinos from 66 million B.C.

Did 2017 make you want to scream? Did you ever just indulge yourself? In this carefully worded piece, we succumb to our primal urge.