As my future self grapples under the weight of hideous mistakes, I encounter the Mount Everest of Hideous Men.

Our beloved league is getting a 21st Century makeover, with new names and identities for eight of its most notorious franchises.

The creative genius, the beautiful and haunting voice of a legendary artist who never received the fame, fortune, or future she deserved.

A lazy summer Potomac River inner tubing excursion leads me to another unexpected, hideous encounter.

With last week’s Supreme Court ruling on concealed carry, the vast majority of Americans are left feeling confused and in danger.

A chance (and fictional) encounter with Bill Cosby at the DMV takes some wild turns and leads to the kind of confrontation we all wish we could have.

If you ran into Senator Ted Cruz in an airport restaurant, what would you say to him? A fictional encounter turns into a political philosophy lesson.

This is a story about how Marty, the “friendly” googly-eyed grocery store robot nearly got me arrested. Hero or terrorist? You be the judge.

According to my journal, 2020 was a pretty tough year. The documentation of my descent into (and out of) complete madness.