Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in Portland, Oregon, which is fine, just not in the same way that DC is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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{In Defense of} Grammatical Errors

Pointing out grammatical errors on the internet is a grammar snob’s favorite pastime. But it’s detrimental to language development. Here’s why.

Dennis William
June 12, 2019
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Green Day’s ‘Warning’ is Better Than ‘American Idiot’: A {Defense}

When Green Day released ‘American Idiot,’ people loved it. But the 2000 release of ‘Warning’ was genuinely the better album from music to content.

Dennis William
June 5, 2019
Pop Culture, Prompts
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An Incomplete and Growing List of {Haircuts} I’ve Had

Throughout his life, Dennis has been pretty adventurous about his haircuts. An incomplete and growing list of the cuts and styles that led him to destiny.

Dennis William
May 8, 2019
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{Toupee or Not Toupee}? Hair is the Question

All these men, walking around with bad toupees. If we pointed out how dumb they look—*cough, DJT*—wouldn’t we just be doing them a favor?

Dennis William
May 3, 2019
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It’s Opening Day! A Baseball Fan Reckons with His Loyalty

Dennis loves the Kansas City Royals, an American League team. But as Opening Day kicks off another baseball season, he reckons with another team to love.

Dennis William
March 28, 2019
Sports
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{Fantasyland}: Skating through the Nostalgic Roller Rink of My Youth

That image is sadly NOT my Fantasyland Skating Rink. But here is my evidence that it existed:

Dennis William
March 19, 2019
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{Calendar} Hot Takes: Halloween Should Always Fall on a Saturday

Why doesn’t Halloween fall on a Saturday every year? Dennis, for one, is really not sure. Here’s a case and a solution to fix it once and for all.

Dennis William
January 23, 2019
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I’m Tired of White Men on Twitter Telling People to “Let That Sink In”

You watch the news. You pay attention. You make up your own mind. And yet, white men on Twitter can’t get enough of telling you to “let that sink in.”

Dennis William
January 21, 2019
Politics
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New City, Old Feelings, and the Weight of {Moving On}

Dennis is moving to a new city. Today, actually. And it’s bringing back the feelings of when he left home for the first time.

Dennis William
December 19, 2018
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