Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in Portland, Oregon, which is fine, just not in the same way that DC is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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How to be Strategically Vague on Craigslist’s {Missed Connections}

Looking for a chance for romance from the Craigslist Missed Connections section? The trick to landing something is to cast a wide net.

Dennis William
January 21, 2020
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What Escape Room?

What does it take to call your business an escape room? One man is determined to find out, probably the hard way. A microfiction masterpiece.

Dennis William
January 9, 2020
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The Gift Horse’s Mouth: The {Best Gift} He Never Wanted

They say to never look a gift horse in the mouth. But what if you never asked for a horse and one suddenly shows up at your door on Christmas?

Dennis William
December 19, 2019
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{Hi, My Name Is} Dion—The Time I Tried to Change My Name

Dennis is a fine name, but you know what’s cooler? Dion. I tried to change my name, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

Dennis William
December 6, 2019
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Quick Arguments: The Pros and Cons of {Last Place}

Josh and Dennis run through the various sports scenarios when it might be beneficial to come in last place. But is it ever acceptable?

Dennis William
November 19, 2019
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{Trick or Treat}: The Best and Worst Halloween TV Specials

Trying to get in the Halloween spirit? Dennis breaks down offbeat Halloween TV specials. It’s about to get spooky and kooky in here.

Dennis William
October 28, 2019
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{I’m Sorry} I Didn’t Make It to the Protest

Dennis is really sorry that the Proud Boys marched through his town. And he’s really sorry that he couldn’t be there to counterprotest.

Dennis William
September 25, 2019
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An Incomplete and Growing List of All the Dope Autumnal Shit I’m Excited About

Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

Dennis William
September 23, 2019
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{How to} Masturbate (for Penis-Havers Who Are Attracted to Ladies)

Looking for advice on how to masturbate? We’ve all been there. WARNING: Squicky, semi-autobiographical honesty ahead.

Dennis William
August 28, 2019
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