The 5th grade trip to Poland didn’t live up to young David’s expectations. What he failed to see then is apparent now: David, you’re the wurst.

By now, Rapunzel is an expert at stay at home orders. Fortunately, she’s offered 15 great ways to pass the time while quarantined.

Don’t worry about getting a word in edgewise. This old crazy lady on a bench will tell you all her theories, ideas, and delusions.

So many offenses, so little time. Life is full of insults, and many of them are still awaiting that heartfelt apology. Who made the list?