Billy Hafferty on that moment that changes everything.

Do you know how much the Royal Family is worth? Billy Hafferty knows of something worth more than that – the royalest of weddings.

There are so many creepy guys out there, it’s easy to lose track. But we sat down with local vulgarian, Captain Creepyman, to see what his whole deal is.

In these modern times, it’s easy to expect instant gratification in every way, shape, and form. We want it all. We want to win. We want it now.

A man’s restless mind can’t stop thinking of the resting figure beside him. A poem in which sleep is its own form of lying.

Sometimes, it’s easier to withdraw from the world than to face it. To escape. Billy goes for a snowy run, following footprints that soon become his own.

It takes guts to hike the Haiku Stairs in Oahu, Hawaii. But the views aren’t the only thing that give you a new perspective. So what if you climbed?

What stands between the last man and woman on Earth? Their love and attraction are undeniable, but somehow that’s not enough.

Ever applied for a job, using buzzwords to describe a skillset and passion that aren’t really there? Let’s keep it REALsumé: what your resume SHOULD say.