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LeBron James

Star Wars fans




People who don’t meet deadlines

People who need multiple reminders before completing anything

Trekkies who complain about the Kelvin timeline

J.J. Abrams

Star Wars fans

Bill Simmons

Singing Christmas songs in the summer

Tasty food videos

Autoplay videos

Pop-up ads

Episode repeats on my podcast feed

Star Wars prequels

NFL Owners

The R.E.M. song that I sang out loud in the middle of a work meeting, although I know I shouldn’t break into a song while my boss is saying something, even if everyone needs to appreciate “Losing My Religion” a few times a day


Gainful employment

Obsessive fandom

Star Wars fans

Our robot overlords



Star Wars movies made by Disney

Washing dishes without gloves

24-hour news

The mean people who always shop at Whole Foods when I’m just trying to get my kombucha, organic apples, and free-range, no-hormone, non-GMO, really-had-a-great-life-before-it-was-slaughtered-for-my-dinner chicken

Tech support for family members

The dinosaur game I play when the website won’t load because my Wi-Fi is down, and I want to see if I can get the high score this time

Cleveland sports

Boston sports fans

Articles that purport to be something more than just a list of things the author dislikes but can’t bring himself to let go of

Having to prove how big a fan you are

Debates about canon

People who say they love Star Wars but pretend that the prequels, the Expanded Universe, and the new movies are not “real” Star Wars

Thinking Boba Fett is cool

Star Wars fans

The smell of my feet after a long day

Thomas Viehe

Thomas Viehe prefers pop over soda, loo over toilet, fall over autumn. He lives with his wife and dog in a remote part of the country, Washington, D.C.

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