An Incomplete and Growing List of Things I Was Doing When I Should Have Been Writing My {College Essay}

Downloading music from LimeWire

Painting my nails

Chatting on AIM

Crafting obtuse AIM away messages

Creating AIM quizzes that proved to myself and others just how badly they didn’t know me

Playing Snood

Watching Change of Heart

Watching In the House

Writing term papers is hard as hell

Plucking my eyebrows

Helping build an Ikea bookshelf

Sending letters home to my mom

Renewing the stack of library books I was using to write said college essay

Discovering the Beatles were, indeed, cool

Sweeping the kitchen

Leaving notes about how I wish my roommates would sweep the kitchen once in a while

Making ill beats on Techno eJay

Screaming about a praying mantis that had me cornered until the ROTC guy across the quad rescued me

Billy Blanks Tae Bo DVDs (possibly VHS tapes)

Reorganizing my desk drawer

Cutting out pictures of Buffy and Angel