Welp, it looks like we might have missed the royal wedding, old boy. And to get there on time, why, there’s not enough horsepower in the world.

Another day, another school shooting. Hopes and prayers and locker searches and pain and violence and senseless loss of lives.

Tomorrow will be quite a dignified affair. But that’s not the party we had in mind. Turn up your Friday with our Royal Wedding Playlist.

Ah, the esteemed brainstorm. Just how many bad ideas does it takes to find one good(?) one? Peer into this consumer promotions agency and find out!

Jesse Stone loves Netflix’s The Crown but won’t be watching the Royal Wedding. Read on why the newest royal couple is just a little too millennial for him.

Are you ready for Royal Wedding Bingo? We’ve got the card all set up for you, but we can’t control who wins. Harry and Meghan, now it’s up to you!

The royal wedding was the biggest spectacle in the summer of 1981. But someone better fix this TV before Charles and Diana say “I do.”

Good allies listen and do the work. Mike Vaughan-Cherubin is reminding us to make sure we’re doing that second part.

The Kansas City Royals have always been a part of Meg and Harold’s lives. Now they get to have their very own Royals Wedding.